Weird Injuries

[Pat]

Washington - X. Garced was injured when he reacted violently after he got tired of answering the same questions from multiple reporters. The Diagnosis: bruised wrist. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks.

Philadelphia - M. Taporco was injured when he fell off the back of a pickup truck. The Diagnosis: torn back muscle. He's expected to miss about 7 months.

Anyone else seen anything?

[Ryan]

In my solo league, my allstar second basemen, who was already on the DL, dislocated his finger while bowling.

[Z]

Only in Philadelphia...

[liquidcrash]

There was a guy in my single player game who was out 7-8 weeks with an "undisclosed injury" after being scratched by a cat. Must have been one hell of a cat.

[Ryan]

There was a guy in my single player game who was out 7-8 weeks with an "undisclosed injury" after being scratched by a cat. Must have been one hell of a cat.

Hehe, maybe a mountain lion or a tiger? You've gotta spend that cash on something

[mahoney2]

I'm bored so I figured id bring this back:

Denver Bulls: R. Granada was injured when he chased away a mugger. The Diagnosis: strained posterior cruciate ligament. He's expected to miss about 8-9 weeks.

Hartford Whalers: M. McMurdo was injured when his car spun out of control. The Diagnosis: hyperextended knee. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks.

Johnson City Brawlers: A. Schmidt was injured when his girlfriend beat him up. The Diagnosis: bruised wrist. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks.