past reports: (2018) End of the Wynn Era?, (2020) Draft Results, (2020) Bees Report, (2021) Utah Herald, (2022) Bumbling Bees, (2023) Ulmanac, (2024)
2025 | :likeadynasty:
2025 | :likeadynasty:
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Chapter one, 2019. The perennially mediocre Bees franchise was searching for answers, and had a talented young first-round QB at their disposal fresh off an in-effect redshirt year. Their veteran holdover the past few years, Ellis Wynn, was a fading star and had retired. The Randy Boone era was set to begin, and the Bees needed to get him a supporting cast.
It arrived in the form of the best top-down draft in franchise history. 1.29 LB Norbert Slaten, 2.05 DE Robbie Kerr, 2.24 C Stephen Wells, and 4.10 CB Chuck Horton have been mainstays of the team ever since. These guys would form the backbone of a team that was about to become very good, very fast. The emergence of the dynasty began in earnest in 2020, the year Randy came into his own with a 32-4 TD/INT ratio, and followed by a three-year bowl run that culminated in a victory in 2024.
Chapter two. It's now spring of 2025, and the fanfare from the title win has died down in the quiet Utah desert. Boone is now north of 30. The Class of '19 are up for big, post-bowl extensions. The firepower behind Utah's attack - receiver Alvin Foley and running back Earnest Giang - are both entering their 9th seasons and headed into the twilight of their careers. And also up for contract.
For the first time in many seasons, Utah has opted to let one of its prized possessions to test free agency by declining to extend him during the season. My first draft pick ever, tackle Tyrus Hutton, is headed into free agency in his 12th season, still going strong but with two consecutive season-ending ACL tears in tow. Ostensibly the team would love to have him back, but members in the media are getting the sense that they've moved on. Already the local stories are abuzz with discussion of who will protect Randy's blindside in '25: Geoff Keisel or 2021 draftee Gene Sinclair, who really looks ready for prime time.
As for Hutton, 2024 4th-round pick Rich Ansell is said by many to be Hutton reincarnate. And so, we are beginning to enter a brave new era in the Utah empire. One gets the sense that it has reached the height of its expansion. Now barbarians nip at every corner - Phoenix, Los Alamos, Denver. F*cking Denver. (

Just one year after The Randygotiation (link), there's talk about another extension for the Bees' QB. Boone is scheduled to earn less than Britt Meyer in 2026. His base salary doesn't even put him in the Top 20 for his position (I actually find this hard to believe, but can't sort by salary). His agent has pointed out -rightly - that Walter Andrews (16.7), Mickey Baines (22.7), Bobby Tubbs (30.34), Robert McGettigan (18.5), Larry Shedd (19), Ethan Lepsis (20.5), and a whole slew of other guys dwarf Randy's $15.53mm cap number in 2025.
Apparently, Randy believes that quarterbacking his team to three straight bowls and being the most recent bowl champion earns him the right to get paid by one (Utah officials will point out it is arguable that Randy did much quarterbacking in 2023). And the numbers being tossed out - $99.73mm/4 years, well over $30mm/year in the final three - are positively frightening. Could the Stevens Cup-bowling quarterback really hold out on his teammates?
And so, we're looking at the highly unsavory option of a second capout for Randy, this time early in his new deal. It's only going to delay the inevitable and make it worse when it comes, but a 30mm/year contract is simply not something the Bees are prepared to deal with in 2025.
The past three years have been a period of massive armament in Utah. Now begins the fight to keep the band together. <p style='width:65%;margin:0 auto;'>Once more unto the breach, dear friends!, once more;
Keep them heathen Grizzlies out of our damn house; ho!</p>
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