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  • The Stingrays Report -- 2021


    NEW DAYS FOR
    THE STINGRAYS!

    New Orleans -- The lawyers (who have been in charge since the untimely death of the previous Stingrays owner) have finally been sent packing. It was a long journey--particularly for the Stingrays faithful--through mountains of legalese and months of malaise but the transfer was finally done minutes after midnight and just hours before the first stages of late free agency would commence.


    Cheers erupted throughout New Orleans as the new owner, Dutch, takes the reigns of one of the most celebrated teams in the OSFL.

    "A pulse...a heartbeat...has finally returned to the team. This city is gonna love this! Great change...I love it." commented strong safety Stanley Norris, the longest tenured Stingray player (having been with the team since 2012).

    The other players and coaching staff were also very thrilled to have new ownership take the reigns. Head Coach Riddick Bertola was already thankful to see some of the moves made. "Since he's been in charge, we sat down and had some rather frank long-term discussions about our previous strategies that were put in place and we are on the same page regarding future changes. We're ready to get the Stingrays back on track and one day soon to get them into championship contention, being in synch is huge."

    Some actions have already taken place since the announcement was made, for instance, the Stingrays announced that all of their draft picks were signed and given a chance to compete, despite the new owner not having made any of the selections himself.

    Most notably, QB Aaron Barrett, who has led the Stingrays for the last four seasons finds himself needing to compete with 2nd round draft pick, Cornell Davidson for the starting job.

    The Stingrays also committed key down-lineman and linebackers to transforming from their base 4-3 roles to base 3-4 roles. Those changes have already taken place to make sure that's a reality.

    The bottom line is that the new owner is ready to get this party started. It might be a while before a champion is built, but a championship is the goal.

    "I'm grateful to be here, I don't know much about the OSFL, so I'll sit back and watch and wait for a little while, but it looks like a great league with a bunch of serious owners and a dedicated commish. That's what will ultimately make this so much fun. I'm very excited to be here."

    GO STINGRAYS.
    Last edited by Dutch; 10-10-2011, 09:07 PM.
    New Orleans Stingrays GM

  • #2
    AWESOME writeup!

    Barrett was the stopgap starter for one year here in Utah. The only two playoff games I've ever won playing FOF MP have been with Barrett quarterbacking.

    Very cool to have you on board.
    Float likeabutterflysting likeabee.

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    • #3
      hahaha love it man, where the shots of the girls trying to get beads!?!?!?!

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      • #4
        As the former employer of Sherdrick Allen, I'd like to say that he gives madd beads out at Mardi Gras.

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        • #5
          I'd love to see a Barrett-Allen success story here...but they gotta survive TC first.

          I really wanted some shots of chicks flinging beads but couldn't find any. I accept links for future installments though. :)

          The last time I was actually in New Orleans, it was about 8 months or so after Katrina...I went to the French Quarter and saw some drunk ass girls up on a balcony...

          I yelled, "Hey lady! Show me your tits!" and this lady responds, "Throw me some beads!"...I look around at my buddies and then yell back, "I don't have any beads to throw you!" and am bombarded by beads from above...I take a clump of them and throw them back up....and she flashes us. I do love New Orleans.
          New Orleans Stingrays GM

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          • #6
            Excellent writeup, Dutch.

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            • #7

              2021 Mid-term report:
              The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

              New Orleans -- The first eight games of the season have completed and it's been a fairly lackluster start for the Stingrays.

              A quick synopsis of events though...Clint Eastwood Style!



              THE GOOD
              How about WLB Artie Vuong? What's gotten into him? In his first four years in the league he netted just one sack. So far through eight games? 11.5 sacks. What a turnaround for the young linebacker out of Northwestern. (The switch to the 3-4 and the conversion to WLB probably helped some. :) )

              THE BAD
              The leader the past few seasons has been QB Aaron Barrett, but through six games he managed 10 TD's but also 9 INT's and a career worst 70 QB rating. So for game #7, the Stingrays benched him and handed the reigns over to rookie gunslinger Cornell Davidson. The expectations are low this year but so far, he's managed an 84 QB Rating through 2 games. After a dissappointing training camp, the Stingrays were not very high on Davidson, but if he continues to play well, he could always change minds.

              THE UGLY
              The definition of 1st place. The Stingrays benched their veteran quarterback, have managed just 3 wins...and are in first place? Yup, it's true but so UGLY. Are the Stringrays capably of being the first 6-10 division champion? Well, if nobody in the divisions ever wins, I suppose it's possible.
              New Orleans Stingrays GM

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              • #8
                ...haha...and now I'm reading strickzilla's "good, bad, and ugly" team reviews. Not the most uncommon of theme's i suppose. However, I'll relenquish this theme back to you now. :)
                New Orleans Stingrays GM

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                • #9
                  lol not at all in fact i stole it from jugg you did it with more flair i bow to you sir and the clint eastwood picture

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