OSFL lockout almost over

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Strippers across this great nation rejoice as the OSFL lockout nears an end! From Femme nu in Hawaii to Scores in New York body glitter is being applied and daddy issures are being repressed!

Here in Arizona the owner operator of Club Cheeta said "the has been the death of my club! I mean without the guys from Yuma and Phoenix all I have are half broke husbands!"

The palyers themselves have tried to keep temselves, new free agent DT/DE Allen Rose was unabashedly happy abotu the break in the offseason. "My wife and I have been taking full advantage of this down time, moving into the new house gettign the kids in school and gettign back into my hobby!"

Rose who grew up in a farm town in Wisconson always loved animals, not just any animals, reptiles. "Snakes was what i was most intrested in, but when i was choosing college I loved Louisville campus, but they didnt realy have any type of animal studies programs, those were all at UK."

"It made my choosing schools that much harder plus UK promised me id get to play basketball just like in high scool, but in the end I felt Louisville had the better football program and thats were I saw my future. It was funny cause even in college i had a snake and nobody wanted to room with me they were all terrified of him."

So on this past weekend he was in the deserts of Arizona looking for new "pets". In boston it was tough cause reptiles like to be warm so keeping the heat up in Boston was always an issue. Now i have an indoor/outdoor pen, and lots of new pets!"


"It's bittersweet for me" he expressed when asking about the end of the lockout "I mean im happy to get back to work, but I'll miss all the time ive had to spend with the kids." He and the rest of the Riders are going back to camp as soon as next week while the league owners work out the details of a new deal.

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League officials were quick to dispel rumors that the lockout end may be imminent, but still hinted toward progress being made in talks that had been behind the scenes since the draft concluded in April. New details have been surfacing over the past few days and there is hope on the horizon, but word is there is still one hurdle that the two sides must overcome in order to get the OSFL back underway. The head negotiator for the players association, Ben "Bee" Hindscenes stated in a brief press conference today "We are working diligently to try and put something together that is in the best interests of both the players and the owners, and while it has been slow going, we are pleased to report that talks have been productive recently, and we believe we are making progress. We hope to have a deal in place and to resume league business before camps start so that teams have adequate time to sign undrafted FAs and get playbooks in the hands of their new players so that we can have another great season." Talks will resume over the next week, with hopes of voting on a new deal as soon as 24 hours from now. As many fans will attest, the end of the lockout cannot come too soon.

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LOL thank for the inside report from "deep throat"

and for the record none of this is meant as a slight to Linty.

i think i can say from all of us we thank you for everything you did.

this is just to entertain myself (and hopefully others) in the down time

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Exactly, might as well have some fun with it.. It adds to the history of our league that there was a labor standoff in 2020 after 14 seasons of labor peace. Linty was a good commish and good owner as well.

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Exactly, might as well have some fun with it.. It adds to the history of our league that there was a labor standoff in 2020 after 14 seasons of labor peace. Linty was a good commish and good owner as well.

+1

sad to see him leave his team more than anything

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Other sources say the deal hinges on a few key issuse foremost is the clause forbidding owners fratrinizing with cheerleaders, sources quoted on condtion of anonimity said "I pay millions of dollars and i cant have a little fun time in my own stadium! awwww hell no!"

Phoenix owner Strick said he found a loophole in the current rules, "thats why i had a strip bar built in the new staduime we have (to be completed in 2021) but i guess with the new rules i can convert it into something for teh community like a youth center........shit who am i kidding i want titties in my stadium!!!!!!"

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A deal has been struck to save the 2020 season!! After some had speculated that the players and owners were too far apart to get something done, a mediator was brought in and both sides worked tirelessly to come to an agreement that should mean labor peace for the foreseeable future. As part of the deal, the highly contested rule that previously forbid owner/cheerleader fraternization has been abolished. This is a rule the players didn't want to give on early in talks, because they wanted exclusive rights to cheerleaders to remain with the players.. However, as talks progressed, the owners were able to persuade the players union with other concessions and it appears that is what got the league over the last major hurdle in talks. As details of the deal are released, we will report back as to what those concessions may have been, but for now its time to celebrate. The OSFL is back, and not a moment too soon!