Welcome to the first edition of Who Really Cares?, a segment with little known facts about our favorite professional football league, the OSFL. We are digging through the crates to find obscure and not-so-obscure facts about the league. Without further adieu, our first three Who Really Cares ancedotes:
1. Utah's star reciever, Danny Viola led the league in punt return average(16.3yds/ret) without returning a single punt for a touchdown.
2. St. Paul's backfield leader, fullback has lead the league in special teams tackles the last two years(37-2007, 38-2008) and has forced seven fumbles in those two years. Are you sure he shouldn't be a linebacker?
3. There are five tackles that make over 10.5 million this year.
Deon Aviles, Morgantown Maniacs
Lance Clayton, Portland Phantoms
Clifton Conley, Pearl Harbor Defenders
Brenden Kolb, Punxsutawney Phils
Marcus Washburn, Port City Steam
Washburn is a 15/15 player earning that by waving his towel and getting gatorade for the starting tackles. Much better than flipping burgers.
Interesting? Maybe not. Stupid? Maybe. But, who really cares?.
1. Utah's star reciever, Danny Viola led the league in punt return average(16.3yds/ret) without returning a single punt for a touchdown.
2. St. Paul's backfield leader, fullback has lead the league in special teams tackles the last two years(37-2007, 38-2008) and has forced seven fumbles in those two years. Are you sure he shouldn't be a linebacker?
3. There are five tackles that make over 10.5 million this year.
Deon Aviles, Morgantown Maniacs
Lance Clayton, Portland Phantoms
Clifton Conley, Pearl Harbor Defenders
Brenden Kolb, Punxsutawney Phils
Marcus Washburn, Port City Steam
Washburn is a 15/15 player earning that by waving his towel and getting gatorade for the starting tackles. Much better than flipping burgers.
Interesting? Maybe not. Stupid? Maybe. But, who really cares?.
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