Well, Baseball America updated...

[Clay]

Who keeps feeding the damn animals????

Like you didn't make me an offer this off-season.

The only person around here who truly, truly hates me enough to NEVER make me an offer is Matt. Everyone else talks a good game... but they put out the feelers.

[Ryan]

Like you didn't make me an offer this off-season.

The only person around here who truly, truly hates me enough to NEVER make me an offer is Matt. Everyone else talks a good game... but they put out the feelers.

Officer Matt? Shoot, I can think of a bunch of guys that dislike you more than him.

[Delandis]

Like you didn't make me an offer this off-season.

The only person around here who truly, truly hates me enough to NEVER make me an offer is Matt. Everyone else talks a good game... but they put out the feelers.

Please.

That is an off-season tradition for us. I send you a ultra fair offer and you magically have a dozen offers better than mine and then your player ends up staying on your squad.

See you next off-season.

[Clay]

Please.

That is an off-season tradition for us. I send you a ultra fair offer and you magically have a dozen offers better than mine and then your player ends up staying on your squad.

See you next off-season.

You made me the same offer that 3 other teams made for Morgan but with inferior pieces. How is it my fault that your system has no value?

[Clay]

Officer Matt? Shoot, I can think of a bunch of guys that dislike you more than him.

Oh no no... other people hate me way more... he's just the only one who hates me AND won't send me trade feelers.

[Ryan]

Oh no no... other people hate me way more... he's just the only one who hates me AND won't send me trade feelers.

Ahh, that clears it up.

[Matt]

I stick to my guns.

The only way Virginia is going down is if people let the animal die. Already they are sitting at 19 players and a $99.4m player payroll. I am really interested to see the financial magic they pull off if someone doesn't trade with them. Then in '97 they are at a $93.1m payroll with only 17 players under contract, and will lose two good players, C McCarthy and MR McGinnis to FA. Basically they need/want Doorbell to go.

I don't hate Clay (all though he could gloat less )...I just want him to work for it. He built the Evil Empire after years of suffering but it's time for it to fall.

[Ryan]

I stick to my guns.

The only way Virginia is going down is if people let the animal die. Already they are sitting at 19 players and a $99.4m player payroll. I am really interested to see the financial magic they pull off if someone doesn't trade with them. Then in '97 they are at a $93.1m payroll with only 17 players under contract, and will lose two good players, C McCarthy and MR McGinnis to FA. Basically they need/want Doorbell to go.

I don't hate Clay (all though he could gloat less )...I just want him to work for it. He built the Evil Empire after years of suffering but it's time for it to fall.

Where are those pitchforks and torches...

[Clay]

I stick to my guns.

The only way Virginia is going down is if people let the animal die. Already they are sitting at 19 players and a $99.4m player payroll. I am really interested to see the financial magic they pull off if someone doesn't trade with them. Then in '97 they are at a $93.1m payroll with only 17 players under contract, and will lose two good players, C McCarthy and MR McGinnis to FA. Basically they need/want Doorbell to go.

I don't hate Clay (all though he could gloat less )...I just want him to work for it. He built the Evil Empire after years of suffering but it's time for it to fall.

What???? No magic at all. I have $5.0 in bonus money to still apply. That takes me down to $94.0 (IF... IF I use it all on this season). I then bring up AAA guys to fill the spots. Oh... did I mention the AAA guys coming up are Top 100 prospects and guys who would start on other teams (e.g. Gene Legere and Hector Baez).

Then, next year when Woodbury is off the books (that's a Mutual Option), I not only have the same team that wins the title in '96, I have CAP money should I want to spend it.

Look... I tried to trade this off-season to shake things up to actually make my current team a little worse to help you guys out. It's not my fault everyone came at me with the same misguided thought that I was cap-strapped.













NOTE: This post, like all of my posts, are tongue-in-cheek and intended to further cement my reputation as a blowhard who gloats about something as unimportant as my Text Sim team. No actual egos were stroked during this post.

[Carlos]

No actual egos were stroked during this post.
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How about penises?


Sent from my mobile device.

[Ryan]

How about penises?


Sent from my mobile device.

Ugh, there's always one.

I'll say it again, it's things like this that keep the Pilsner from having nice things.

[Jake]

Can't take him anywhere.

[Delandis]

How about penises?
Sent from my mobile device.

And there goes the thread.

[Delandis]

You made me the same offer that 3 other teams made for Morgan but with inferior pieces. How is it my fault that your system has no value?

No value? My #4 minor league system says differently. I just know better than to give up value.

[Clay]

No value? My #4 minor league system says differently. I just know better than to give up value.

A) You're #6
B) Value is subjective. No value to me.