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  • Trades, Signings and a Big Stick

    SEATTLE, WA -



    Monday, June 17th, 9:30 AM. In front of a field of reporters General Manager Pat McLaughlin, hitting coach Ivan Mendoza and owner Keng Shui are prepared to address the media.

    "Good morning. Today we are announcing three major changes to the Seattle Pilots roster. Long-time 3B, Donnie Benoit has been traded to the Indianapolis Clowns.... I mean Speedways? Races? Racers? Racers, yeah. In exchange for future draft picks and pitching prospect Stu Few. Painful to say goodbye to Benoit with all he has accomplished in his career here," said McLaughlin.

    Benoit, originally the 49th overall pick in 2018, has been the Pilots starting 3B since 2020. Touted, by the GM himself as "the steal of the draft" then, Benoit went on to make the 2021 All-Star Game, win the 2021 Designated Driver for 3B and hit a career high 28 HRs in 2023. After spending much of the available budget on Free-Agents this off-season, Benoit making $5.3M in arbitration and the depth in the organization at the position, no one was surprised to hear the trade rumors.

    "We are also announcing a change at catcher, as we call up veteran Norm Deiwert from the minor leagues. We hope his veteran presence will be a welcome addition at the plate and with the glove."

    Deiwert, 33, declined his contract option from Carolina expecting to cash in after hitting 54 homeruns in just 250 games over two seasons. Unfortunately for him, the offers dried up and he found himself once again unsigned as teams broke for Spring Training. In May, he signed a one-year $2.6M deal to play with Seattle. After 10 games in Double-A, they feel he is ready.

    "I wanted to be here today to not only say proper good bye to Donnie, who I just loved, but also to announce his replacement. We are calling up 3B Johnny "Big Stick" Swope from Triple-A Vancouver and he will inserted into the starting... Wait, am I not supposed to say that?... He will be added to the roster stating today," said Shui.

    Swope, originally drafted 1st overall in 2022, has dominated minor league pitching since his arrival. In 2024, after a Spring Training stint where he hit .283/.775, he was sent down to Triple-A to learn RF and SS, two positions he has a steep learning curve at. So far this year he has hit .323/1.026 and according to the Baseball News Network he is the top position player at that level.

    "I'm just really excited to work with these two players," says Mendoza. "My speciality is dudes who hit the ball hard. They say chicks dig the long ball, well, I like them a lot too. What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs? Wait.... wrong joke... What has two thumbs and loves homeruns? I do! Did I do that wrong? "

    Seattle is 38-26 with a two game lead in the Bock over the incumbent Phoenix Roadrunners, who have not only won the division the past two seasons, but represented the IL in the Brewmaster's each of the last three seasons, winning two. It's no coincidence that Seattle, after a travel day, host Phoenix for a three game series to open this weeks slate of games. Moves like this suggest the team is desperate to win their first Bock title since 2017, their inaugural expansion season.

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    Wilmington Wildcats- 2057-
    Seattle Pilots- 2017-2041
    Washington Bats - 1979-2013

  • #2
    With those high first round picks you got for expansion and then bottoming out combined with the greatest gift the BLB ever gave a GM (Ulloa and Nieto) there is no way you shouldn't win it all 2 or 3 times in the next 5 years.

    Swope is the next generation of OOTP guys that will dominate.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Matt View Post
      With those high first round picks you got for expansion and then bottoming out combined with the greatest gift the BLB ever gave a GM (Ulloa and Nieto) there is no way you shouldn't win it all 2 or 3 times in the next 5 years.

      Swope is the next generation of OOTP guys that will dominate.
      Let the record show that I voted to giveth expansion teams a lower first round pick...
      GM California Kodiaks 2014 - Present
      Brewmaster's Cup Champions 2036, 2043


      GM Edmonton Herd 1987 - Present
      Brewmaster's Bowl Champions - 1990


      GM Toronto Arenas 1979/80 - 1982/1983
      Brewmaster's Ice Cup Champions 1979/80

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      • #4
        Originally posted by PaulC View Post

        Let the record show that I voted to giveth expansion teams a lower first round pick...
        Ya seriously. Two expansion teams dominating less than a decade later. Whoops on that one.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Matt View Post
          With those high first round picks you got for expansion and then bottoming out combined with the greatest gift the BLB ever gave a GM (Ulloa and Nieto) there is no way you shouldn't win it all 2 or 3 times in the next 5 years.

          Swope is the next generation of OOTP guys that will dominate.
          Ironically 1.1 and 1.2, are probably busts from that inaugural rookie draft. Neither made it as a starter and are now relief pitchers. While 1.3, Kitchen, is the special talent.

          As for bottoming out and getting the greatest gift the BLB Gods have ever given... it’s better to be lucky than good.
          Wilmington Wildcats- 2057-
          Seattle Pilots- 2017-2041
          Washington Bats - 1979-2013

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          • #6
            Ohhhh, Big Stick, i get it now. Thought it said something else.....

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Matt View Post
              With those high first round picks you got for expansion and then bottoming out combined with the greatest gift the BLB ever gave a GM (Ulloa and Nieto) there is no way you shouldn't win it all 2 or 3 times in the next 5 years.
              At least two or three, for sure.
              Washington Bats, 2013-

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Matt View Post

                Ya seriously. Two expansion teams dominating less than a decade later. Whoops on that one.
                Hoping this is sarcasm...neither of them have even made it to a Brewmaster's yet, much less won one, and they have 1 division title each. Maybe it's just two veteran GM's who know what they're doing?

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