Odds that Chris Hansen asks him to "go ahead and have a seat right on that stool for me please": 87%
I don't like to make snap judgments about people, but with that mustache on that face you know this guy's best move is telling a girl that he'll give her One Direction tickets if she sneaks out tonight and meets him in the Denny's parking lot. First day in my clubhouse his new name is going to be Fred 'Old Enough' Ratley. Thank God his Leader Ability is Very Low. The last thing we need in Chicago is a rash of Mark Chmura style hot tub parties.
I'm not going to lie. 90% of my decision to draft this guy was based on the possibility of seeing that mug wearing a cap with the Playboy logo on it.
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