SHAVERMETRICS 1992 - Stout Division

[Jistic]

The worst part is that, unfortunately, someone from the Bock HAS to make the playoffs too.

Unfortunate for you when said team knocks you from the playoffs.

[Delandis]

Unfortunate for you when said team knocks you from the playoffs.

Chippered, I guess you were right. The jokes around here are getting better. Their level of confidence must be gaining a bit of momentum too.

[Carlos]

Chippered, I guess you were right. The jokes around here are getting better. Their level of confidence must be gaining a bit of momentum too.

Ever since the Stout talked about being the best division in the league, I knew that the guys here were great comedians.

[Pat]

Ever since the Stout talked about being the best division in the league, I knew that the guys here were great comedians.

Brewmasters by division:

Stout: Four
Pilsner: Zero

But we are also a pretty funny bunch too.

[Jake]

Ever since the Stout talked about being the best division in the league, I knew that the guys here were great comedians.

I laughed.

[Lintyfresh85]

Brewmasters by division:

Stout: Four
Pilsner: Zero

Maine: Six

[Z]

Maine: Six

Ale power!

[Pat]

Maine: Six

Mr. Larson: That's two thus far, Shooter.
Shooter McGavin: Oh, you can count. Good for you.
Mr. Larson: And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.

[Clay]

Given what has gone on in the offseason, if Virginia, Baltimore, and Washington don't make the playoffs they should be thrown from the league. Aside from those three teams, the rest of us are playing for .500 ball.

Even if they do make the playoffs, I'm still for kicking them from the league.

I'd like to know what Virginia did in the off-season to make us a slam dunk playoff team. Did I miss where I didn't lose 4 important players and replaced them with unknowns?

Maine: Six

That's more of a shot at the DL than at the Stout.

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Trust me when I say I wasn't being modest. I honestly expected to be 1st in the ratings. Not only was I not.... Washington had me by about 12%. I know Shavermetrics don't mean much, but that may be the biggest gap between 1st and 2nd that we've had since I've been running this. Shavermetrics LOVE the Bats this season.

[Carlos]

Ah, this back-and-forth never gets old.

[Pat]

Ah, this back-and-forth never gets old.

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That's what she said.

[Carlos]

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That's what she said.

I'm proud of you.

That time it didn't take you too long.

[BradZ]

This new kinder, gentler Clay is going to take some time to get accustomed to.

[Clay]

I'm proud of you.

That time it didn't take you too long.

That's what she said

[Clay]

This new kinder, gentler Clay is going to take some time to get accustomed to.

Trust me... there is no kinder gentler Clay... I just don't know what to think about this team yet. I still think I make the playoffs. I still think I have the best chance to win it all in the IL. I just report the numbers.

Trust me... there will be no shortage of bravado this season... Yoritoki Maeda is going nuts this season... and I can't wait to tell Pat all about it.