SIM COMPLETE - 1991 - SIM 21

[Pat]

That's because your bullpen options suck.

[BradZ]

NEXT SIM: Thursday/Friday -- Let's call 7p on Thursday the DEADLINE for exports... but I'm thinking a NOON FRIDAY SIM will be more likely.

Ok, so Thursday/Friday SIM is a go, but more importantly for someone like me who is going to be on the road this Holiday weekend, will there be a Sunday SIM as well? Or is now the perfect time to transition to MWF, High Noon?

[Andrew]

NEXT SIM: Thursday/Friday -- Let's call 7p on Thursday the DEADLINE for exports... but I'm thinking a NOON FRIDAY SIM will be more likely.

Ok, so Thursday/Friday SIM is a go, but more importantly for someone like me who is going to be on the road this Holiday weekend, will there be a Sunday SIM as well? Or is now the perfect time to transition to MWF, High Noon?

I'll be on the road as well so won't be able to export for Sunday's sim.

[funclown]

I'll be on the road as well so won't be able to export for Sunday's sim.

Whats with all this "road" traveling on Sunday? My wife will be cleaning the house like every good women should.

[Clay]

Theodore is Theodore.

Over the hill? Past his prime?

Herrera is the only pitcher in the majors with multiple shutouts. Except for Avery. He has four.

Let me repeat that.

My number three starting pitcher has twice as many shutouts as anyone else in the game.

I'll be fine.

A) Who were they against
B) All that means is your 'pen sucks
C) When we're up 14 in 6th, we sit down our starters

Ok, so Thursday/Friday SIM is a go, but more importantly for someone like me who is going to be on the road this Holiday weekend, will there be a Sunday SIM as well? Or is now the perfect time to transition to MWF, High Noon?

I'll be on the road as well so won't be able to export for Sunday's sim.

Yeah, with the Holiday weekend... let's bump SUNDAY to MONDAY at Noon.

Rest of next week TBD... but we'll go MONDAY.

[Z]

Theodore is past his prime. In his heyday, he had an ERA of 2.50. But 3.72 is still very good, especially in the DL.

Avery's most recent shutout was at Maine. He recorded the shutout not because my pen sucks, but because he didn't walk anybody and threw only 99 pitches.

[Clay]

Theodore is past his prime. In his heyday, he had an ERA of 2.50. But 3.72 is still very good, especially in the DL.

Avery's most recent shutout was at Maine. He recorded the shutout not because my pen sucks, but because he didn't walk anybody and threw only 99 pitches.

Well, we'll look forward to facing them both... provided you get to the Brewmaster's Cup... or... well... frankly... the playoffs.

[Z]

Well, we'll look forward to facing them both... provided you get to the Brewmaster's Cup... or... well... frankly... the playoffs.

Your bats are going to cry when they have to face Venom.

[Carlos]

Oh, the Pilsner. Here come September go.

By record: Maine, Syracuse, Denver, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh.

The division does not let up.

[Clay]

Your bats are going to cry when they have to face Venom.

I think the Bats have cried plenty this year.

[funclown]

Oh, the Pilsner. Here come September go.

By record: Maine, Syracuse, Denver, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh.

The division does not let up.

The Pilsner bitch slapped Pawtucket last year. Not so bad this year, but its still a tough division.

The DL is way more competitive than the IL thats for sure.

[Clay]

Hmmmmm... if voting were today... who is the DL Stout Slugger? I feel like you can make a really good case for a whole bunch of guys.

[Z]

I think the Bats have cried plenty this year.

Remember that time you made Pat cry on that Other Site like six years ago? That was hilarious.

[funclown]

Hmmmmm... if voting were today... who is the DL Stout Slugger? I feel like you can make a really good case for a whole bunch of guys.

No clue heading to the final month. Think 4 guys are in the running.

[Clay]

Remember that time you made Pat cry on that Other Site like six years ago? That was hilarious.

Yes I do... I believe "I Made Diesel Cry" was my signature for many years to follow. I like to think that that life lesson is what has turned him into the metro-sexual douchebag that he is today.