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    California fails, what else is new?

    After an intense internal review, California Kodiaks owner David Lint has come to the conclusion that he is, in fact, a dumbass. Mr. Lint also claimed that he will no longer trade away his farm system for mediocre ball players. (Well… at least that’s the plan)
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    Looking at the current Top 100 prospects list, one can see that there are currently four Kodiaks filling out the list.
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    They are:
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    SP Victoro Díaz - #37
    C Jared Austin - #66
    C Malek Garane - #86
    2B Jarred Good - #94
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    What might not have caught most people’s eye is the fact that if <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">California</st1:place></st1:State> made no trades during the 1985 season, they would currently have nine of the Top 100 prospects which would give them far and away the deepest farm system in the BLB.
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    They would be:
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    SP Jud Graham - #9
    SP Victoro Díaz - #37
    C Manny Cisneros - #44
    SS Len John - #49
    C Jared Austin - #66
    2B Victor Fernández - #85
    C Malek Garane - #86
    1B Ivan García - #93
    2B Jarred Good - #94
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    Instead, Mr. Lint decided to trade talent after talent away for crazy deals that make <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">California</st1:place></st1:State> fans hate him more with each passing day.
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    It’s not easy being a Kodiaks fan. When you look at how bad management has screwed up with the talent, it’s pretty clear to see why.
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    Mr. Lint did point out that his 1984 draft class is one for the record books as four out of the teams top five picks that year are currently in the Top 100 prospect list.
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    They are:
    SP Victoro Díaz - #37 (4<SUP>th</SUP> round)
    C Manny Cisneros - #44 (1<SUP>st</SUP> round)
    1B Ivan García - #93 (4<SUP>th</SUP> round)
    2B Jarred Good - #94 (2<SUP>nd</SUP> round)
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    He also went on to point out, that of the 18 picks from the 1984 class, 16 posted positive VORP in 1985.
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    After complaining about the new scouting system that was implemented by the bosses of the BLB, Mr. Lint started to cry.
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    “We had it down to a science, now we’ll never have it back” said Mr. Lint.
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    In closing Mr. Lint offered one last comment “When can we start trading again? I’m getting antsy.”
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    California Kodiaks - GM - 1982-2013
    Brewmaster's Cups: 1987
    Import League Champions: 1987, 1989
    Porter Division Champions:
    1986, 1987, 1989, 1999
    , 2000
    Import League Wild Card: 2001, 2003, 2004

  • #2
    I feel your pain. Without trades, I'd have:

    C Raul Rosales #15
    3B Angelo Rodriguez #21
    2B Kip Higgins #45
    1B Pete Hampton #74

    But now, I have Hampton and that's it.

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    • #3
      Well of course without trades I'd have even more guys... but, I just meant the talent I traded away just THIS year.
      California Kodiaks - GM - 1982-2013
      Brewmaster's Cups: 1987
      Import League Champions: 1987, 1989
      Porter Division Champions:
      1986, 1987, 1989, 1999
      , 2000
      Import League Wild Card: 2001, 2003, 2004

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      • #4
        You're a suede jumpsuit away from being Al Davis.
        The Great One!

        To many rings to count...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by JJLinn View Post
          I feel your pain. Without trades, I'd have:

          C Raul Rosales #15
          3B Angelo Rodriguez #21
          2B Kip Higgins #45
          1B Pete Hampton #74

          But now, I have Hampton and that's it.

          umm, you have a winning record and a playoff berth...so i don't think you're feeling the pain quite as much as linty.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JJLinn View Post
            I feel your pain. Without trades, I'd have:

            C Raul Rosales #15
            3B Angelo Rodriguez #21
            2B Kip Higgins #45
            1B Pete Hampton #74

            But now, I have Hampton and that's it.
            Kip Higgins is a mirage.
            Denver Bulls

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            • #7
              That's what I was thinking. He was always good for me, but not top 100, so when I saw that I was caught a little off guard.

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              • #8
                Linty...Did you put your application in with the Lions yet?

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