Wacky injury thread

[Lintyfresh85]

Add a new one to the list!

Pittsburgh Millers: Joe O'Connelan was injured while chasing his girlfriend on the beach. The Diagnosis: strained quadriceps. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 3 days.

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Feel free to add your own as you see them!

[Lintyfresh85]

Here's another good one:

Pawtucket Patriots: Malachi Stiver was injured while sky diving. The Diagnosis: herniated disc (neck). This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks.

[Z]

Nothing will ever top hotshot Freedom outfielder Moises Taporco missing an entire season after injuring his back falling off a pickup truck during spring training. He was never the same after that one.

[Jistic]

THIS is fitting:

Davenport Brawlers: C. Benton was injured when he got into a fight with the bouncer at a local club. The Diagnosis: bone bruise (wrist). He's expected to miss about 3 weeks.