2021 Regular Season SIM 2 Complete - Next SIM Sat 4/22

[umd]

Some insults at owners, some jokes, some not. Then there's something about pulling out and letting IT fly everywhere. This thread has it all.

Not enough me. Fuck off. Fuck on. I have three wins fuck all y'all.

[Guest]

[liquidcrash]

I really should check the waiver wire.

As mentioned (several times now), he gets pulled back if anyone tries to claim. He's not going anywhere. Same as all the other ones waived by the commish so we could run a sim. They're all on revocable waivers.

[Delandis]

Unfortunately this is the best I could find playing in my house right now.

[Pat]

The song should be called, "How to get an Ulcer."

[Carlos]

If anyone feels inspired to do so, you may now mail someone a bag of dicks. I think that would best resolve this dilemma.

https://dicksbymail.com/

[PaulC]

Do you honestly think I'm that fucking stupid dude. Like do you really think that I don't know what the issue here is? If he was eligible to be pulled back, it wouldn't say he has to clear waivers first. That's fact. I've see players put on DFA before - this one is different. My ignorant ass can figure that out.

I'm the most difficult owner in this league because.... why? I care? I never miss an export? I'm active? I make trades? I actually give a fuck about my team? Good. Guess what? I'm still going to be difficult because I give a damn about my team. My attitude and actions are embarrassing. Guess I'll have to deal with the PR fallout from that, I'll tune into Sports Center (Centre for Paul and Hank) to see the alternative facts that are written about me.

I don't give a fuck if you liked me yesterday, like me today, or tomorrow, or in 10 years. You've been as much of an asshole to me as I have been with your consistent jabbing and comments so I really don't care what your opinion of me is. You don't respect me, I don't need it. I'm here till you take me behind the woodshed and kick me out bro. Even with changes in my life, I do everything I can to be active in this league because of the other owners and how much time they put in. You'd quit because maybe once every 6 months I have something to say? I'd rather deal with that than people that don't export for weeks at a time, but what do I know.

When Pat claims a player with no service time or BLB experience who's now eligible for be claimed, my embarrassing actions will be proven correct. And if I am in fact wrong, cool, I lose 3 weeks of development, morale, and improvement in a crucial year for my player.

And Brad, a bag of dicks emoji would be a welcomed addition.

Thanks for the centre eh!

You are a caring owner, perhaps it was the liberal use of CAPS and bold that were offensive.

[Guest]

Yeah I really can't lose another pro-analytics GM we're a dying breed man

[BDub]

If anyone feels inspired to do so, you may now mail someone a bag of dicks. I think that would best resolve this dilemma.

https://dicksbymail.com/

I like that retired number signature you have there. It's futuristic looking.

[Carlos]

I like that retired number signature you have there. It's futuristic looking.

I was inspired by the uniform banner and retired5 you made me. I've always enjoyed doing the stuff when I'm in a mood to.

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[BradZ]

I'm the most difficult owner in this league because.... why? I care? I never miss an export? I'm active? I make trades? I actually give a fuck about my team?

No, those are clearly good qualities you bring to the table. I'm going to say it's your unmitigated persecution complex. Not everything that takes place in this fictional universe is goddamn personal affront.