2021 Regular Season SIM 2 Complete - Next SIM Sat 4/22

[Nemesis]

When you are nearing climax remove yourself from the interior walls.

Where do you shoot it if you wait too long? Just anywhere?

[Matt]

No. You did not select that option. Because if you had selected that option I would be able to pull him back - which I can not do. So by your theory, this sim one of you guys will put him back on my roster, and since he wasn't called up and THEN DFA, he won't be making 280K. Awesome, thanks for clearing this up for me and putting him back on my AA roster this sim. Thanks Matt!

Once again your ignorance of the game shines through. Since you can't figure out how to use DFA we'll just stop every SIM that there is a roster issue. He was not called up, he isn't making 280k, and I will not be putting him back on the AA roster this SIM.

I have to say after running this league for 20+ seasons you are the most difficult owner I've ever dealt with. You take a fun league where commishes spend hours a week of their own time and make it difficult because you refuse to learn how the game works then just explode when things go "wrong". Your attitude and actions are embarrassing. The only reason I'm back is to help out Z and Brad when things get busy for them, but stuff like this makes me want to just walk away again.

On second thought I'm taking the postpone option back off the table.

I am however researching adding a 'bag of dicks' emoji to the forum. Seems like it would be useful.

+1

[Nemesis]

When waiving a player with options the game will prompt you with a follow up option for pulling back the player should he be claimed by another team; basically revocable waivers.

Ok, so I'll be able to claim the player back if he's claimed.

Also, during the first week when the minors weren't playing games, the roster was fine. The moment their season started, I had roster issues even though they were set. Was there possibly something that would cause me to be over the limit without me doing anything?

[BradZ]

Ok, so I'll be able to claim the player back if he's claimed.

Also, during the first week when the minors weren't playing games, the roster was fine. The moment their season started, I had roster issues even though they were set. Was there possibly something that would cause me to be over the limit without me doing anything?

I had a similar experience where a player who had been on the DL seemed to be automatically placed back on my roster once the season started. It's possible some triggering event like that bumped your roster over the limit.

[Cory]

This thread is so far off the tracks you can't even see them any more. Between Mike going all Lou Piniella and Pat giving Nem birth control advice I don't know what to think about this group. The one thing I do know is that LC is right about Teel. He might be the best hitting pitcher to ever play the game. When I drafted him I called him the next Babe Ruth and I stand by that comparison, except that I'm keeping him on the mound. Maybe I try him behind the plate after he throws his arm out? He's got the speed to be a catcher...

Meanwhile, John Talley is back in Beast Mode. 16.1 innings in the books without a run given up, 27 Ks to 1 BB, 0.49 WHIP. I was expecting a bounce back after his subpar performance last year, but I didn't expect him to start out this hot. I'm lovin' it.

[Hank]

On second thought I'm taking the postpone option back off the table.

I am however researching adding a 'bag of dicks' emoji to the forum. Seems like it would be useful.

I object.
As my #2 enemy, I don't want Indy to have any more ammo.

[Hank]

Where do you shoot it if you wait too long? Just anywhere?

Absolutely.

Side Note: I never pullback. That's always a Tomorrow Hank problem.

[Pat]

Pat giving Nem birth control advice I don't know what to think about this group.

And I stand by it.

Anyone who accidentally fertilizes while using this method is either undisciplined or a liar.

[Sully]

Most entertaining sim thread in quite some time. Things were getting stale.

[funclown]

Some insults at owners, some jokes, some not. Then there's something about pulling out and letting IT fly everywhere. This thread has it all.

[funclown]

Absolutely.

Side Note: I never pullback. That's always a Tomorrow Hank problem.

Hank, I need to start writing your shit down. I demand you to come to Chicago for drinks and hang out with me and a few former BLB owners next Friday.

[Pat]

Hank, I need to start writing your shit down. I demand you to come to Chicago for drinks and hang out with me and a few former BLB owners next Friday.

I'll be in Chicago probably in the next month.... Could do it big.

[Carlos]

Absolutely.

Side Note: I never pullback. That's always a Tomorrow Hank problem.

Sounds like Carmelo Anthony's response.

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[Carlos]

And I stand by it.

Anyone who accidentally fertilizes while using this method is either undisciplined or a liar.

There's always that wonder if you're fertile when you're so damn successful at this method.

I worried for a bit. Then on the first stay in attempt with my new wife, she got pregnant.

So I would like to welcome myself to the pull back hall of fame. I did it well for a long time.

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[Pat]

There's always that wonder if you're fertile when you're so damn successful at this method.

I worried for a bit. Then on the first stay in attempt with my new wife, she got pregnant.

So I would like to welcome myself to the pull back hall of fame. I did it well for a long time.

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All jokes aside, I stand by it.

I'm pretty sure I'd be first ballot.