BLB Co-Commissioner

[Andrew]

I'm currently transitioning into a new position at work and it isn't allowing me to spend as much time as usual on the league.

I'm appointing Clay as the BLB Co-commissioner. He will be helping out with a lot of the record keeping that I've fallen behind on. (Awards voting, bonuses spreadsheet, ticket prices, making sure diesel isn't abusing his DFA, etc)

[spot]

Funny, I just noticed the title on Clay's profile and thought, "Hmmm. I didn't realize that. I wonder when that happened..." Timing is everything!

[Clay]

I liken the irony of the pathetic Colonial's owner being appointed to this role to the unfortunately true fact that Matt Millen is on the NFL's Competition Committee.

My official statement... "All you m*****f****** are going to pay! You are the ones who are the b*** lickers!!"

[Jistic]

Virginia Colonials, 1984 Brew masters Champions. Congrats.

[Clay]

Don't be fooled by the title and the fancy green name... I'm the BLB Secretary. I don't get to see and change potential ratings and injuries like Andrew. I'm a notch below the Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.

[Jake]

In that case, get on those awards NOW Clay. "congratulations" on getting a bunch more work to do... but know we all appreciate it man.

[Lintyfresh85]

so can I be the bitch to Andrew's bitch?

er.... assistant regional co-commissioner.

[Jake]

so can I be the bitch to Andrew's bitch?

er.... assistant regional co-commissioner.

assistant to the regional co-commissioner.

[Lintyfresh85]

Semantics.

...assistant regional co-commissioner...

[Clay]

Run your own league!!!

I'm working on the awards... looks like 2 non-Voters though. You know who you are!!!

[Lintyfresh85]

My league runs itself.

All I do is click on a few options, upload the file and presto.

An untrained monkey could probably do just as well, if not better.

[Clay]

I guess they found the perfect Commish then.

[Sully]

Smart move. If Clay quit Virginia, we'd never find someone foolish enough to run that mess. Making him co-commissioner should keep him around.

[Riverman]

Don't be fooled by the title and the fancy green name... I'm the BLB Secretary. I don't get to see and change potential ratings and injuries like Andrew. I'm a notch below the Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.

So will the assistant to the assistant of the traveling secretary be acccumulating the protection lists and running the expansion draft or is that still Andrew's domain?

[Clay]

Andrew will definately have to be the one who gets the "generic" file to the new Owners... but I certainly don't mind facilitating it. I offered to do that last time too. And I hated those two expansion owners!

;)