2019 Offseason SIM 0.75

[Hank]

With Detroit right there, I'm surprised you aren't flying into Detroit from CT/MA area. Didn't even know Toronto to Windsor had flights? I always used to take Toronto to Detroit flights, little puddle jumpers.


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The plane they use for Toronto-Windsor flights is def a puddle-jumper. I swear I see laundry hanging from a rope between the wings.
I was hoping they'd redirect us to London or even Leamington. But I think they have an SOP they need to stick with. Who knows?

The hotel they put me in last night is atrocious. I imagine it's what JLinn's place looks like; stains, dead hookers, regret....
My left-eye hasn't stopped twitching.

[Z]

The hotel they put me in last night is atrocious. I imagine it's what JLinn's place looks like; stains, dead hookers, regret....

Don't forget the empty bottles of liquor and cheezburger wrappers.

[Hank]

Don't forget the empty bottles of liquor and cheezburger wrappers.

Ain't no party like a JLinn party... !!

[Guest]

The plane they use for Toronto-Windsor flights is def a puddle-jumper. I swear I see laundry hanging from a rope between the wings.
I was hoping they'd redirect us to London or even Leamington. But I think they have an SOP they need to stick with. Who knows?

The hotel they put me in last night is atrocious. I imagine it's what JLinn's place looks like; stains, dead hookers, regret....
My left-eye hasn't stopped twitching.

You forgot spilled bong water and a bunch of unfinished beers strewn everywhere

[Spear]

You forgot spilled bong water and a bunch of unfinished beers strewn everywhere

What about hot dogs unthawing in the sink?

[Hank]

You forgot spilled bong water and a bunch of unfinished beers strewn everywhere

Carlos got hammered and punched-out one of the ferns in the corner.
Then he made-out with it.

[Hank]

And then his neighbour stopped by

[PaulC]

We should do one week off-season sims more often. These conversations can end up anywhere.

[mike]

canada, also known as America's hat, sucks

[Carlos]

Carlos got hammered and punched-out one of the ferns in the corner.
Then he made-out with it.

I strongly recommend chapstick before kissing a fern. It gets prickly in there.

[funclown]

Back. Just downloaded the file and see if I'm good.

[Z]

Is Carolina pitcher Jimmy Jenkinson the first seven-footer in BLB history?

I think he is.

[Hank]

Back. Just downloaded the file and see if I'm good.

Dang! Funclown beat me to it?

My wife is going to be so pissed at me. The first thing ima do when I get home is fire up OOTP 17. Once done, I will then take time to address my wife and offspring.

[PaulC]

Maybe I should know this, but can my coaches teach a guy to to switch hit in the minors?

[Sharkn20]

Maybe I should know this, but can my coaches teach a guy to to switch hit in the minors?

Nop. They know or they don't.

I don't know if they evolve though

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