2005 Regular Season 4 SIM Complete - Next SIM Saturday 02/01

[Pat]

Last year we had three catchers, now we have none (for the next month).

Edwin Barron, come on down!

Insert Dave Haney.

[Carlos]

We are really bad. Like, maybe not Denver Boos bad, but pretty bad.

We are in different leagues.

My team is legit bad. My offense is absolutely horrible.

Pitching isn't great either but at least it has its moments. The offense has no moment. It has nothing.

I'm glad to get some attendance bump for having Marshburn, Duarte and Ramirez but they have no protection, no ambition to perform.

It's just all dreadful. I export just to export. All I can do is wait it out for more high draft picks and hope they don't all crash and burn.

God help me if my draft picks crash and burn.


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[Dave]

We are great....against bad teams.

[BradZ]

We are great....against bad teams.

Rechecks schedule . . . .

yep, he's talking about us.

[Z]

Swept Pittsburgh and Los Alamos. 6-0 week. We needed it.

Yidir Adili has joined our organization on a minor league deal.

[Pat]

Swept Pittsburgh and Los Alamos. 6-0 week. We needed it.

Yidir Adili has joined our organization on a minor league deal.

If this was real life, that is probably the team he would most like to play for. After Pittsburgh unceremoniously cut him. Wants a chance to stick it to them.

[spot]

Doesn't happen often, but an 0 fer sim really sucks.

[Z]

If this was real life, that is probably the team he would most like to play for. After Pittsburgh unceremoniously cut him. Wants a chance to stick it to them.

With his inability to play the field, and the presence of Danford and Morgan, he'll probably need an injury or two to get a shot before September. But we'll see.

Danford hasn't gotten going yet, but it's still early. Hope he starts hitting.

Jerry Brown is just starting to pick it up now.

Our defense has been unbelievable so far.

[Pat]

With his inability to play the field, and the presence of Danford and Morgan, he'll probably need an injury or two to get a shot before September. But we'll see.

Danford hasn't gotten going yet, but it's still early. Hope he starts hitting.

Jerry Brown is just starting to pick it up now.

Our defense has been unbelievable so far.

It's a great signing. Still popular. Even if it's for some spot starts at 1B/DH or PH in September, I like the move.

It's a Bat type move.

[Z]

It's a great signing. Still popular. Even if it's for some spot starts at 1B/DH or PH in September, I like the move.

It's a Bat type move.

Thanks.

Hernandez has been unbelievable with 3$ K, 11 BB, and 0 HR in 37 innings, but he's been stuck with a shitty .378 BABIP, which is crazy considering how good our defense has been.

[Pat]

Thanks.

Hernandez has been unbelievable with 3$ K, 11 BB, and 0 HR in 37 innings, but he's been stuck with a shitty .378 BABIP, which is crazy considering how good our defense has been.

Luck factor.

[Z]

Luck factor.

Our bullpen has a 1.45 ERA.

[Dave]

R.J. Curtis: 40 IP, 50 K, 7 BB, .199 OAVG.

A-Mart has also returned to form this season. And Crudge comes back in a few weeks. Looks like we either move to the 6-man rotation at that time, or send Alanis and his 3.46 ERA to the bullpen. What a nice problem to have.

On the offensive side, Admiral Yamamoto continues to be a one man wrecking crew.

[Delandis]

2005 Regular Season 4 SIM Complete - Next SIM Saturday 02/01

R.J. is.....

Unbreakable.

[Dave]

Seriously, though. If this were happening on a team owned by He Who Shall Not Be Named, everyone would swear up and down that Curtis had to have been edited. He's basically taken ZERO performance hit after multiple potentially catastrophic arm injuries.

I'm not the resident historian when it comes to this league, but has anyone else ever stayed this good after that many serious injuries? Not to mention the fact that he'll turn 35 this year. It's really kind of hard to believe.

He's "only" #3 on the top pitchers list right now, but seriously....wtf.