Originally posted by Jake
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Are we bad? You better believe it.
I hope Rex Knight hits 25 home runs in batting practice and simply retires in the middle of the season using some secret code OOTP never told anyone.
Curt Wells could have been moved this off season. But why? I'm gonna milk his knees faster than Sasha Gray's mouth in Peter North's manhood. He's done and he will do it in a Denver uniform, damnit.
Our best hitter is Tyler De. Say that again. Look, I want this kid to be good, to be like his ratings, but he just won't be. So screw that lineup. Jennings is batting third. Need I say more?
I'm touting Jamie Benge as my first prized pitching prospect. That's how screwed up we are in Denver. We treasure pitchers that could get a Virginia Bounce and still struggle to find success.
Robinson is just me spending money I would lose if I didn't pay him. But I actually do think he has something left in the tank. About $3.5 MM worth of left in the tank which is basically like watching Ivan Olivo toe the rubber in the first inning.
We are gonna be bad. But we are improved. You just don't know it yet because you're paying attention to how awful we are and that our lineup sucks. This team is better in other ways, and I'm looking forward to how awful we are gonna be so we can get a good pick.
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