SIM COMPLETE - 1999 - SIM 23

[Clay]

NEXT SIM: Monday

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God Speed!

[fsquid]

2-5 sim to run Carolina's record since the all-star break to 30-35. Probably the most unworthy division winner ever.

[Dave]

Thanks for a fun series, funclown.

Sheriff update: 4.2 IP, 2 H, 0 BB, 10 K. Here is his last appearance, against Pawtucket on Saturday, after entering the game with 2 on and 2 out in the bottom of the 7th:

K (swinging)
K (swinging)
K (swinging)
K (swinging)
K (swinging)
Single
Single
Sac fly
K (swinging)

[Lintyfresh85]

I need Marshburn's injury to be fixed. He never played another game after becoming dehydrated. How can he tear his hamstring with a new injury on the same day. You can't have two injuries for a player in one game.

Edit: Forget it... fucking game gave him two injuries in one day.

<table class="lposhadow" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="911"><tbody><tr><td class="sl" width="80">09/08/1999</td><td class="sl" width="831"> Injured (dehydration), day-to-day for 1 day.</td></tr><tr><td class="slg" width="80">09/11/1999
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Injured on 09/08/1999, diagnosed with a torn hamstring, will miss 6 weeks.


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[Jimmy]

I try to refrain about talking about my players for one reason. Every time I do, the next sim they suck balls. Superstitious, probably.

Message to the Clown- Do not talk about my players. EVER! As soon as Tucker's name got mentioned he had the worst pitching performance of the year. Way to go, ass!

[umd]

I need Marshburn's injury to be fixed. He never played another game after becoming dehydrated. How can he tear his hamstring with a new injury on the same day. You can't have two injuries for a player in one game.

Edit: Forget it... fucking "game" gave him two injuries in one day.

<table class="lposhadow" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="911"><tbody><tr><td class="sl" width="80">09/08/1999</td><td class="sl" width="831"> Injured (dehydration), day-to-day for 1 day.</td></tr><tr><td class="slg" width="80">09/11/1999
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Injured on 09/08/1999, diagnosed with a torn hamstring, will miss 6 weeks.


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Welcome back to the playoffs. The game hates many of us.

[nelmsm]

WooHoo! A 4-3 sim this week. Looking to see if we can catch Pittsburgh.

[Jistic]

2-5 sim to run Carolina's record since the all-star break to 30-35. Probably the most unworthy division winner ever.

Woah hold on there a second. We're only 7 out. We're making our push!

[Carlos]

And September is even worse than August and July. Ho-hum.

[funclown]

Wow, Pawtucket taking stink to a whole new level this sim. 9.92 team ERA and a three game ass raping by New Orleans to cap off the week.

We are insects walking amongst giants.

[Delandis]

Wow. That Marshburn injury is huge.

[Jimmy]

Wow. That Marshburn injury is huge.

If L.A. ever has a hitter close to 50 HRs, he sits the rest of the year!

[Delandis]

Looking at Marshburn's history, he does seem a bit prone to little nagging injuries here and there.

[Delandis]

2-5 sim to run Carolina's record since the all-star break to 30-35. Probably the most unworthy division winner ever.

Nah. The Bock has had worse.

Much worse.

I think in '92 or '93, Davenport won a division with only 76 wins or something like that.

[Delandis]

Nah. The Bock has had worse.

Much worse.

I think in '92 or '93, Davenport won a division with only 76 wins or something like that.

Looked it up.

In '91, Davenport won the Bock with 77 wins, keeping a 93 win Baltimore team out of the playoffs.

Then in '92, Davenport wins the division with 75 wins keeping an 83 win Bats team on the outside looking in.


Let's not talk even get started on the Pilsner.