SIM COMPLETE - 1999 - SIM 16

[Clay]

Didn't last season's champ come from the DL?

There's a WNBA Champion every year too.... doesn't mean anyone watched.

Plus, 8 out of the 21 BLB titles and only 2 of them by a team not named Maine. Not sure the DL has a lot of collective chest thumping to do.

[Dave]

Speaking of the NHL, I'm in Montreal on business right now and these people are so starved for hockey that I'm watching Canada play the US in the 2002 Olympics on my hotel TV right now. Awesome.

And don't worry Clay, you are still the best. Nobody is disputing that. You are in the best league, with the best team, you are the most handsome of all of us with the biggest penis, etc etc and so on and so on.

But alas, with all of that said....you are not the 1998 BLB Champion.

[Clay]

Speaking of the NHL, I'm in Montreal on business right now and these people are so starved for hockey that I'm watching Canada play the US in the 2002 Olympics on my hotel TV right now. Awesome.

And don't worry Clay, you are still the best. Nobody is disputing that. You are in the best league, with the best team, you are the most handsome of all of us with the biggest penis, etc etc and so on and so on.

But alas, with all of that said....you are not the 1998 BLB Champion.

In Columbus they're running simulated NHL 2K leagues and having the paper cover it.

Well, most of that goes without saying, However, I never said I was the best... just the best in the IL.

Sure... I'm probably the best franchise ever... but I didn't say it.

[Gyrodork]

My team couldn't buy a hit if they brought an ATM to a Grateful Dead concert.

[Matt]

5-2.

I really need to figure out how to suck more like the Bats. Good thing I'm in Kauai so maybe I can cruise over to Maui and get some tips.

[Pat]

I really need to figure out how to suck more like the Bats.

0-7. Water finds it's level...and this team's level fuckin' sucks.