SIM COMPLETE - 1999 - SIM 6

[Ryan]

or did you mean carolina...

Somebody. I don't know. SOMEONE TELL ME WHO TO MAKE FUN OF!!!

[Clay]

Somebody. I don't know. SOMEONE TELL ME WHO TO MAKE FUN OF!!!

I'll take it.

[Carlos]

You know who is awful? Dana Scott. Just a real scumbag of a human being.

I say that because he is a dirty thief and a dirty liar. He stole money from Denver, Batavia, and me in the last two years, and he's somehow convinced OSA and my scout that he is actually good. Liars.

So... I just want to go on the record and say that Dana Scott is the worst human in the history of the BLB.

Seriously laughed out loud at this because this guy Dana Scott definitely lied to all of us. And what makes it worse is you look at his stats and you think: Maybe he'll figure it out this year. He wasn't that bad before. But, no, he really was that bad, and he's actually worse.

Hate that guy.

Somebody. I don't know. SOMEONE TELL ME WHO TO MAKE FUN OF!!!

Both. Or funclown.

[Gyrodork]

If Lonnie Williams could hit off Lefties he could leave the yard 50 times. And if pigs could fly.

I'm pretty sure there are several guys playing high in Los Lunas this season.

2 - 4 this past week; but we were only a couple of bad AI decisions away from being 4 - 2. I'd be encouraged if the Lager wasn't so nasty.

[Ryan]

Seriously laughed out loud at this because this guy Dana Scott definitely lied to all of us. And what makes it worse is you look at his stats and you think: Maybe he'll figure it out this year. He wasn't that bad before. But, no, he really was that bad, and he's actually worse.

Hate that guy.



Both. Or funclown.

To easy. And, it's his birthday.

[funclown]

To easy. And, it's his birthday.

We are just content to lead the DL in stolen bases. (AKA- "Bandits of the bases")

[Jake]

We are just content to lead the DL in stolen bases. (AKA- "Bandits of the bases")

I thought Los Alamos kind of owned that title?

[nelmsm]

Oh, like Davenport's minor league teams?

Only pussies pitch less then 300 innnings!

[Ryan]

Only pussies pitch less then 300 innnings!

Pitch 'em more than 300 innings, that may be all they have left to throw with. That'll draw a crowd!

[Jake]

Seriously laughed out loud at this because this guy Dana Scott definitely lied to all of us. And what makes it worse is you look at his stats and you think: Maybe he'll figure it out this year. He wasn't that bad before. But, no, he really was that bad, and he's actually worse.

Hate that guy.

Dana Scott has tried to pick a fight with Luis Miguel Rodriguez 8 times. Luis donates $1000 to charity every time. Scott hates your mother, but sleeps with her every other day... then leaves before it's her turn. Dana Scott once bought a children's hospital wing just to shut it down. He shows up to polling stations across the country on election day to try and get people to vote for Dick Cheney. Every Tuesday at 5:15 pm he calls in to local sports talk shows to complain about his manager. Rain is wet. His favorite member of N'Sync is Joey Fatone. In the 11th grade he peed in the school pool just because he could. One time he robbed your grandmother... in broad daylight. His nephew was $8 dollars short of tuition the day he received his signing bonus but he let him get expelled anyways.

[Carlos]

Dana Scott has tried to pick a fight with Luis Miguel Rodriguez 8 times. Luis donates $1000 to charity every time. Scott hates your mother, but sleeps with her every other day... then leaves before it's her turn. Dana Scott once bought a children's hospital wing just to shut it down. He shows up to polling stations across the country on election day to try and get people to vote for Dick Cheney. Every Tuesday at 5:15 pm he calls in to local sports talk shows to complain about his manager. Rain is wet. His favorite member of N'Sync is Joey Fatone. In the 11th grade he peed in the school pool just because he could. One time he robbed your grandmother... in broad daylight. His nephew was $8 dollars short of tuition the day he received his signing bonus but he let him get expelled anyways.

You definitely have a knack for identifying the post patterns of guys here. This was perfect.

Cheers, sir. I laughed at all of this.