SIM COMPLETE - 1999 - Free Agency 4

[Carlos]

It's about time someone in the Pilsner did something right.

No faith in Denver. It's okay.

[Pat]

I love Kinsey in this lineup.

I struck out on Fernandez and Ednams but Kinsey probably has the biggest one year impact.

[Carlos]

Upon hearing the news he was now available on waivers, LMR beat a drunk rapist, lifted a 4'10" kid up so he could dunk a basketball and blew an entire Charlie Brown parade balloon using his own breath to save organizers money. He donated half of his earnings to charity during a fantasy football draft. He discovered a planet that might be habitable in ten million years and took no credit. Chuck Norris considers him a close friend. Mountains are large. When he sings, flowers grow toward the direction of his voice. #2 pencils are his preferred tool for writing. When the tide rises, he jumps in to let everyone else know if the water is cold. He wants to play for your team and it won't cost you more than $9 million.


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