SIM COMPLETE - 1997 - SIM 17

[Carlos]

offense is mediocre. They don't have one guy OPSing over .795. Only team in the league without a guy over .800, even Denver has a guy over .800.

Yeah!


...hey, wait!

[Carlos]

Isn't the string located between the legs once a month

My penis is not that thin, man.

[Carlos]

Have you guys seen Dallas? It's like everyone on their team has been on fire for months. In the end, I see a Hartford 4 game sweep of Baltimore :)

Who's Hot?
P Hctor Pagn 2-0, 0.83 Last 3 games
P Elijah Conley 4-2, 1.64 Last 14 games
P Armando Ureste 14 SV, 0.45 Last 20 games
P Daniel Romero 1 SV, 1.32 Last 27 games
P Shusaku Inoue 2-0, 0.95 Last 3 games
P Dave Lock 2 SV, 0.39 Last 22 games
P Pat Dimmick 3-0, 1.57 Last 4 games
P Dae-hee Yi 1 SV, 0.28 Last 24 games
2B Loren Ashley .524, 1 HR Last 7 games

Sick.

[Clay]

There's only one team in the league built the right way to beat me in a 7-game series.

Just sayin'

[Delandis]

There's only one team in the league built the right way to beat me in a 7-game series.

Just sayin'

Nah. There are 3. Just one of them is too injured. The same two had a chance to beat you 2 years ago. Luckily mr. Bribery retired.

[Jimmy]

It's one of those push the button mechanisms conveniently located behind the left breast.

I'll take two?!

[Clay]

Nah. There are 3. Just one of them is too injured. The same two had a chance to beat you 2 years ago. Luckily mr. Bribery retired.

I'll take your word for it. I'm not very in touch with the league.

[Carlos]

Nah. There are 3. Just one of them is too injured. The same two had a chance to beat you 2 years ago. Luckily mr. Bribery retired.

I don't have that many injuries.

[Jake]

I don't have that many injuries.

Gold.

[Jistic]

Nah. There are 3. Just one of them is too injured. The same two had a chance to beat you 2 years ago. Luckily mr. Bribery retired.

There's none. And won't be for years.

[Delandis]

There's none. And won't be for years.

Hartford lost by Kirby dropping a ball in the 9th inning two years ago. The difference isn't nearly as great as Clay would like you to think.

[Jistic]

Hartford lost by Kirby dropping a ball in the 9th inning two years ago. The difference isn't nearly as great as Clay would like you to think.

I contend that it's not as close as he'd like you to think. This playoff run will be scorched earth.

[funclown]

Hartford lost by Kirby dropping a ball in the 9th inning two years ago. The difference isn't nearly as great as Clay would like you to think.

I'd say this is Hartford's best chance right now. Enough impact to give them fits. A lucky dice roll or two won't hurt either.

As for the rest.....they are nice teams but nowhere near the firepower of Virginia. Remember, your talking about 4 TOP PITCHERS so better dam well bring the rain!!!

Oh and they can hit also, so you need shutdown pitching.

[Delandis]

I'd say this is Hartford's best chance right now. Enough impact to give them fits. A lucky dice roll or two won't hurt either.

As for the rest.....they are nice teams but nowhere near the firepower of Virginia. Remember, your talking about 4 TOP PITCHERS so better dam well bring the rain!!!

Oh and they can hit also, so you need shutdown pitching.

A healthy Carolina, Batavia and Hartford have the talent to do so. Carolina is just too banged up. I think you guys are selling Batavia way too short. They just match up well against VA. Always have.

[Jake]

Yeah.... Hartford is such a challenge to Virginia that the absolute best they had, without that error, would have been an extremely tight, late inning, game 7 victory once in the entire decade.

Jistic's right. No one's close.

Maybe someone can take it 7 games, and maybe someone will pull it out... but it would be a clear upset.