1996 DL All-Star Pimp Thread

[Clay]

Pimp

[funclown]

Pawtucket:

RF Samuel Helmrich having a nice season. The dickhead in Hartford was out for awhile so I'll give Samuel the nod for now.


3B Vctor 'Slider' Gonzlez - maybe. Hitting for power this season.


The pitching staff has been an abortion thus far so no votes for them!

[Carlos]

Frank Tufts.
Denver Brode.

That is all.

Don't be fools. Make them the one's your choose.

[funclown]

Frank Tufts.
Denver Brode.

That is all.

Don't be fools. Make them the one's your choose.

If Brode doesn't make I'll protest!

[umd]

Pitchers:

SP Juan Jose Garcia - since coming over from the IL, he has gone 5-0 (8 GS) in 62.1 IP with an ERA of 2.17 and 0.99 WHIP.

SP Raul Gonzalez - 2.70 ERA, 1.17 WHIP in 73.1 IP.

CL Tim Godron - second in the DL in saves at 16, 2.13 ERA 1.14 WHIP

Position Players:

1B/2B Chuck Durham - splitting time between 1B and 2B, Durham is hitting .326 w/ a .395 OBA. On pace for a career high in R & RBI.

1B/DH Don Castor - .310/.382/.613, 13 HR 40 RBI's since coming over from Bmore. Just 3 K's in 155 ABs.

LFAmri Sau - reigning DL Stout Slugger hitting .303/.396/.623 w/16 HR 50 RBI and 40 R.

Unfortunately, Abe Hernandez only has 24 G this season. Otherwise, I think he could have kept his spot in RF w/ .323/.420/.531 4HR and 18 RBI. Hopefully he can make it back next season.

[mwetts]

Pitchers...

Ramano Jacopino- Has taken over the ace role this season and performed really well. He is 7-4, 4th in ERA (2.37) 4th in K's (76) 3rd in VORP (26.9), 2nd in H/9 (7.12), and 3rd in OPP AVG (.215)

Hitters...

Wes Farmer OF- .337/.374/.498, 13 HR's, and 48 RBI's, 2nd in Hits (86)

Dani Trujillo SS- .328/.379/.460 1st in Hits as a leadoff man for the team with the best record in the DL.

Tex Watts 2B- .292/.363/.468 2nd in 2B (20)and 44 RBI, phenomenal defender leading the DL in Put Outs, double plays, range factors and zn rating.

Cristian Negron 3B- Is crushing the baseball this year. He has won two DL player of the weeks. .292/.361/.630, leads the league in HR's (19) RBI's (57), Isolated Power (.339) and Slugging Percentage (.630).

Ron O'fallon DH- .293/.449/.628 with 15 HR's, 40 RBI's, 44 Runs, 39 BB's and 2nd in Isolated Power (.335)

well thats kinda hard to read but you get the picture... too tired to fix it.

[Jimmy]

Apparently this is the proper page.

OF Johnathon Morris - .426/.500/.716 with 6 HR and 33 RBI
May not have the power of most candidates but he is really starting to fill out with 5 HR since his return from a 3 week injury.

OF Kel Brown - .292/.392/.547 with 15 HR and 47 RBI
His return to LA has been nothing short of spectacular. When Morris went down he literally carried the team hitting.

SP Alex Torres - Has a combined 5-1 record and currently leads the league in ERA. He has shown he is an elite power pitcher who's transition to the DL has been seamless.

RP Doug Jones - If you are looking for K's, don't bother. But Doug has been as good as they come. His 1.30 ERA is 4th overall in the DL (for relievers) and his WHIP at 0.95 ranks him third. The difference is this kid has done it for almost 50 innings! Closer? Probably not. But a proven lockdown setup man with the numbers to boot? Yes!

[Carlos]

SP Alex Torres - Has a combined 5-1 record and currently leads the league in ERA. He has shown he is an elite power pitcher who's transition to the DL has been seamless.

Don't be swayed, voters. Brode really leads the DL in ERA. Torres doesn't qualify!

[Gyrodork]

MR Abayghur Tulun - He may yet supplant Crackpot as my closer. If he had developed another pitch he would have been #1 in the rotation. The SOB could probably hit too, if I got him some PA's.

SP Willie Harrison - My best starter this season. Finally started living up to my expectations after he changed the color of his hide. Won 6 outings in a row to start the season.

[funclown]

Don't be swayed, voters. Brode really leads the DL in ERA. Torres doesn't qualify!

Brode ready to do his yearly "second half slide" judging by his last start!

[Spectre]

Three guys to vote in from the Storm

SP Norm Sutton- has a 0.99 WHIP. Has had some hard luck but is a classic innings eater. One of the more underrated pitchers in the game and a rock in my rotation.

MR Nate Cox- guy throws gas and is keeping hitters off the basepaths. Would be a closer on a lot of teams with his stuff. Easily the best arm in my pen.

OF Gene Dixon- he's a five tool player and had a breakout year last year. He's getting on base at a good clip this year and is a key part of this team.

[funclown]

Three guys to vote in from the Storm

SP Norm Sutton- has a 0.99 WHIP. Has had some hard luck but is a classic innings eater. One of the more underrated pitchers in the game and a rock in my rotation.

MR Nate Cox- guy throws gas and is keeping hitters off the basepaths. Would be a closer on a lot of teams with his stuff. Easily the best arm in my pen.

OF Gene Dixon- he's a five tool player and had a breakout year last year. He's getting on base at a good clip this year and is a key part of this team.

Voting is closed.

[Matt]

I thought the same thing and was like...silly guy.

Then I realized manager voting is still a big chance to get guys in and figured...smart guy.

So who's the dumb ass now.