SIM COMPLETE - 1996 - Free Agency 3 (Off-Season 6)

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3B Wally Eden was injured while trying to win a prize by knocking all the bottles over at the county fair. The Diagnosis: strained oblique. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks.

Ladies and gentleman, the starting shortstop for your Syracuse Slammers....



EDIT: Also... county fair in February... in Syracuse?

No county fair, but the State Fair is there. In September...

[Carlos]

EDIT: Also... county fair in February... in Syracuse?

Does he live in Syracuse? Could be anywhere. Unless you're that much of an ass and you force your players to remain in the ballpark through the winter.

Poor Poor Man's Pancho.


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[Ryan]

Does he live in Syracuse? Could be anywhere. Unless you're that much of an ass and you force your players to remain in the ballpark through the winter.

Poor Poor Man's Pancho.


Sent from my mobile device.

He makes his players stick around during the winter months, cleaning and upgrading the stadium. For fun, they throw a 'county fair'. What they call 'knocking down the bottles' is actually a game of dodge ball using partially used urinal cakes.

Ahh, Syracuse.

[Jake]

He makes his players stick around during the winter months, cleaning and upgrading the stadium. For fun, they throw a 'county fair'. What they call 'knocking down the bottles' is actually a game of dodge ball using partially used urinal cakes.

Ahh, Syracuse.

How did you get an invite this year???

[Ryan]

How did you get an invite this year???

Dude. We're Clowns. The Fair? It's kinda our thing.

[Pat]

Just noticed... Conan Wilkerson... Minor league contact.

[Spear]

Pissed at Art Casey.

I offered him a BLB contract, and he accepts a minor league deal with Davenport.

Unreal. Enjoy the minors, punk.

I have no idea why he accepted our offer? I don't even recall if that's what he asked us for or not.

Regardless, we will be rewarding him with an opportunity to join our bullpen in the Spring.

[Lintyfresh85]

I have no idea why he accepted our offer? I don't even recall if that's what he asked us for or not.

Regardless, we will be rewarding him with an opportunity to join our bullpen in the Spring.

If you set him to MR, I have a feeling he'll post an ERA in the 3's and be quite solid.

Hides his lack of a big fastball and bumps up his 5 stuff to a 6.