*OFFICIAL* 1994 Import League All-Star PIMP Thread

[Lintyfresh85]

Pimp you players here!

[Lintyfresh85]

Since every team needs a player, here's California's top guys...

1B - Robby Shannon - .281/.390/.481/.871, 11 HR , 34 RBI, 13.3 VORP

2B - Tad Jackson - .268/.383/.447/.830, 6 HR, 29 RBI, 9.5 VORP

SP - Curt Warren - 4-3, 2.98 ERA, 1.26 WHIP, 73 K, 21.7 VORP

SP - Alex Torres - 5-2, 2.57 ERA, 1.23 WHIP, 66 K, 23 VORP

RP - Kade McCormick - 5-1, 3.75 ERA, 1.35 WHIP, 10.88 K/9, 8.3 VORP

[Sully]

Screw that. I didn't have a player last year.

[Pat]

Angelo Opio

[Sully]

That was two years ago. Last year I had nobody.

[BradZ]

How can we forget this classic exchange:

* - These 3 were chosen to assure all IL teams were represented.

Except I don't see anyone from Wilmington on the roster, your Stout brother, you fuck.

Oops

Whatever. You can say hello to Pittsburgh...on my BLB blacklist.

[Clay]

Blacklisted or not... the handies haven't stopped.

[Delandis]

I'd like to add Brad Antell (IF) in consideration for a manager's pick.